- I think about Angry Birds at least twice a day. Most of the time, I envision what type of Angry Bird a person would be if they were...well...an Angry Bird. So far, I have a few additions that I think would be excellent:
Flamingo: Tall, lanky, goofy
People Quality: Very analytical but not physically gifted. Doesn't mind being slighted and shit on in life because they don't know any better and don't want to cause problems. Generally well mannered, but...common sense retarded.
Power: Schnoz of Reckoning
Falcon: Cocky, youthful, arrogant
People Quality: Wants to get down to brass tacks, doesn't give a shit about anyone else. Will talk over you to find out what kind of "deal" you're going to give them. Generally dresses the part of ultra-douche with cell strapped to hand and face. Still attached to the M&D Fund in some cases.
Power: Talonic Eviceration
Penguin: Short, rotund, self righteous
People Quality: Generally wants the finer things in life because they've "worked for it". Enjoys sitting in silence and making uncomfortable silence deafening. Extremely protective of personal information. Spectacles preferred but not required.
Power: Waddle/Roll/Slide of Death
Pidgeon: All sizes, all ages, sneaky
People Quality: Difficult. Available only when not needed or wanted. Will scavenge for any deal, good or bad, because they think its "THE" deal. Caution: May carry diseases and other freeloaders. Has no personal information to protect.
Power: Swarm/Vanish
Platypus: WTF? (Listen, I know it's not a bird...relax)
People Quality: WTF? (I'm still aware it's not a bird)
Power: WTF? (I get it, alright?)
Damn...I really wish they had a Platypus in Angry Birds.
